Family boat day: the chaotic group activity I agreed to in a moment of weakness and now can’t escape without a wetsuit and a witness. It’s the kind of day fueled entirely by adrenaline, a suspicious amount of snack bags, and the questionable decisions of people who think they’re “just like a lake cute boat fam now.” The sun is blazing, one kid is already half-feral from eating only Goldfish and fruit snacks, the other is crying because their toe got splashed, and my husband is behind the wheel like he’s auditioning for Fast & the Flotation Device. And me? I’m clinging to the cooler like it’s a flotation device and a coping mechanism while silently whispering affirmations my therapist would not approve of. But thank sweet baby retail therapy for the one thing keeping me grounded (and by grounded, I mean nervously vibrating in my swimsuit): the wellness ring I found at Walmart that tracks my stress levels in real time. It vibrated the second my child asked if sharks live in lakes and again when I saw someone drop a Dorito in the water and still eat it. So yeah. Family boat day. Brought to you by motion sickness, mystery bruises, and the budget-friendly little ring that knows I’m spiraling before I even hit the wake. Comment “ring” to shop https://liketk.it/5fDbe ootd ultrahuman ultrahumanring momstyle momoutfit momoutfits musthave musthaveitems musthaveitem walmart walmartfind LTKGiftGuide LTKSaleAlert LTKSummerEdit