Come Get Ready With Me for a Mini Vacay That Wasn’t: A Mother’s Day Plot Twist Come get ready with me for a much-needed, well-deserved, long-overdue mini vacay for Mother’s Day—because I’ve been Mommin’ at Olympic levels and it’s MY time to shine, right? Hair? Curled. Nails? Pressed. Outfit? Giving hot mom on holiday with no responsibilities in sight. Bag? Packed with more swimsuits than I’ll probably wear but we love options. I even shaved above the knee, so you know I was serious. I strut out of my bedroom like Beyoncé in Resentment, ready to hit the road, when my husband casually drops the bomb: “Babe…Mother’s Day is…next month.” Excuse me? So now I’m sitting at the edge of a chlorinated pool, in a full beat, watching my kids argue over a broken pool noodle, sipping on an iced coffee that melted into sadness. The only thing getting a vacation today is my dignity. I’m salty. Like, margarita rim-level salty. I planned outfits, coordinated swimsuits, and even fake-tanned my kneecaps for a holiday that doesn’t exist yet. So now I wait. Like a fashionable little Groundhog Day. Waiting for May to finally Mother’s Day so I can actually go on the trip I already emotionally committed to. Until then, I’ll be the sunburnt lifeguard in a floppy hat and passive-aggressive silence. Moral of the story: check your calendar before your soul checks out. Comment “vacay” and I’ll send links over to you https://liketk.it/5bjcc minivlogs dayinthelife dayinthelifevlog realmoments honestmom honestmommin vacay vacaymodeon vacaymode saltyaf momstyle momlooks mothersday motherdaygift mothersdaygifts momdiaries relatablereels relatablereel fyp explorepage behindthescenes contentcreater LTKSaleAlert LTKTravel LTKStyleTip