UNDER PRESSURE. That was my theme song during this quick shoot, not for me personally, just my lady parts. 😜 Feel free to go ahead and leave a 🐫 when you see it. I love a good long-running joke so join in the laughter. ⠀ Those pants cut off blood flow to my brain for a little bit, so today will be short. I’m also in a very bad mood this week and it’s hard to be funny when that happens. When I’m grumpy I can laugh at myself, but it’s harder to write jokes suitable for the ‘gram because I go to a very dark place. (Joke wise…life-wise, I’m fine you guys.) I’m just pointing out my humor is always dark, but I don’t write those jokes here. ⠀ Luckily, we’re kicking off my favorite time of year at my favorite place tomorrow. 🎇🎅🏻🎄⛄️🍾 Santa has and will always be my boyfriend so I’m very excited to see him tomorrow. If you’d like to attend the Holiday Spectacular and try and steal my man, he’s the chunky, bearded, chocolate chip cookie scented fella in the fly red suit, lighting the holiday tree @StJohnsTownCtr tomorrow night. ⠀ As excited as I am to see him, I’m excited to see @CatalinaOnAir looking like a damn queen on stage and *HOPEFULLY* hear Love Me Less live. Did you read that @Maxmusic? I need you to sing Love Me Less. And if you’re feeling wild do a cover of Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays. I don’t think it’s too much to ask. ⠀ Events are FREE for everyone and start at 2 pm. I’ll be there. Still not sure what I’m wearing though so if you see me in Dillard’s in the morning looking like an angry elf, just look away! ⠀ Same sh*z, different day. Search "The Borrowed Babes" on @liketoknow.it and Download the LIKEtoKNOW.it shopping app to shop this pic via screenshot http://liketk.it/2GG6z #liketkit #LTKunder100 ⠀ 📸: @SaltyKatCreative ⠀ #ILoveJax #MyRTR #OOTD #StyleBlogger #GraphicTee #FoundatSimon