ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST. It’s not just a rocking Queen song when you’re standing in front of @eljefe.texmex on #TacoTuesday, it is a meal motto. However, this is not my current reality. ⠀ If this were my reality and I was prepping to house margs and queso, I certainly couldn’t do it in these pants by @thejetsetdiaries from @renttherunway. THEY. HAVE. NO. CHILL. And by no chill, I mean no stretch so if you’re a #FatBottomedGirl you gotta size up. ⠀ I rented these since my fav #DVF culottes have yet to make another appearance on the “available to rent” list and I had a specific bright combo in mind. This was a result of me watching Bohemian Rhapsody about 18 too many times. I believe Freddie Mercury is one of the most underrated style icons of his time so when I get dressed and I have crazy pieces from #RenttheRunway I legit google his best ensembles for #OOTDinspo. ⠀ On this poor pull, even the ghost of his creative genius couldn’t save me from me. I read the size charts but forgot #ThickThighsSaveLives and also forgot my love of queso manifests its side effects in that area of my body, and as such, I cannot size down in pants that don’t have stretch in the bum region. ⠀ The workout it took to pull these over my cheeks and hips was equal to the work I put in at @1780fitness today AND once they were up some parts didn’t sit correctly. Aka my lady business looked like something that rhymes with the phrase mammal hoe. This, to be honest, is what people could rightfully assume I was if I always wore pants that tight in the baby shooter region. 😝 ⠀ Moral of the story is don’t stop me now because when I’m under pressure it takes a kind of magic to pull on poorly sized borrowed bottoms. Now the first person to correctly comment and tell me how many Queen songs I referenced in this caption gets a hug from me and my mammal hoe. 😜 ⠀ Now play the game and search "The Borrowed Babes" on @liketoknow.it and rent or Shop your screenshot of this pic with the LIKEtoKNOW.it shopping app. http://liketk.it/2GyvE #liketkit #LTKunder50 ⠀ 📸: @SaltyKatCreative ⠀ #ILoveJax #MyRTR #OOTD #StyleBlogger #TallWomen #TargetStyle #letsjetset