The Tragicomedy of Getting Ready as a Woman 🎭 The start of the night: This is THE dress. A little daring, a little seggsy, definitely giving main character energy. Also me, 10 minutes later: Okay, but… • It’s kind of tight. • Am I gonna have to suck in all night? • The top keeps sliding down. • Too much skin? Not enough skin? The wrong kind of skin?? • Am I going to have to explain my outfit to a man who thinks he’s entitled to commentary? • Am I mentally prepared to be perceived??? The overstimulation begins, So we Change. We tone it down, drop the treble and step into the bass. Maybe something looser, something that doesn’t require constant adjusting. No straps that dig or a belt that cinches a little too aggressively. No bangles that will clank at the wrong moment, no scarf that needs constant re-fluffing. Because if you’re overstimulated, you’re not about to spend an entire night rearranging your own existence just to make sure you’re “wearing it correctly.” Hard pass. You don’t always have to give main character. Sometimes the power move is in the outfit that lets you just be. That’s some real main character energy ✨ Ladies, tell me—do you ever go through this outfit breakdown before finally leaving the house? Because I feel like this is a universal experience. 🤝💀 LTKFindsUnder50 LTKMidsize LTKPlusSize