Club soccer has given me an entirely new vocabulary that would get me put on a watchlist in any other setting. 😂⚽️ “We need those points.” “I remember 12.” “We owe them one.” “Don’t move, you’re good luck there.” “It’s only 2½ hours away.” And somehow every soccer parent reading this is like yep, all perfectly reasonable things to say on a Saturday. No context. No explanations. Just another completely normal weekend in youth soccer. 🫡 Which one have YOU said? SoccerMomHumor ClubSoccerLife YouthSoccerParents SidelineCulture TravelSportsMom