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Bartesian Black Friday Sale ! Up to $150 off!

Holiday Hosting has never been easier
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Bartesian Black Friday Sale ! Up to $150 off! Holiday Hosting has never been easier ad LTKHoliday LTKGiftGuide LTKSeasonal

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long swim caftan - runs big -
cover up - spring break favorites

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I cooked, I decorated, I made it nice… because the COCKTAILS MADE THEMSELVES!
I’m no Martha Stewart or Ina Garten, but I hosted Thanksgiving and thanks to Bartesian (and a store bought Fried Turkey) I felt like it.

Not only does Bartesian make hosting stress free, it makes it so fun and a conversation piece in and of itself. Delicious craft cocktails made to order in seconds with the push of a button?! Yes, please!!!

Even Dorinda could have a stress free dinner party with Bartesjan …. Just saying….

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Few moda Jenny kayne dupe striped sweater

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exfoliating polish

beauty / skincare / Amazon

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It’s the little things (the name of my blog when I began in 2010 and kept it secret for years) that bring the most joy.

Anything clover or quatrefoil has always had a special place for me - my mom always sought them out {and my family loved anything with a ☘️} so when I saw this unique + repurposed necklace I immediately fell in love!
🦋: and you all know my attachment to butterflies, so this repurposed LV purse chain speaks for itself!!

Comment “SHOP” to discover more @ahavajewels Repurposed Collection in my LTK - one-of-a-kind sustainable jewelry that tells a story!
Ahava jewels gives a second life for luxury - the pieces in their repurposed collection are so special and unique; jewelery with history but for today.

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Sam Edelman knee high boots

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Affordable Mahjong Favorites !

Amazon tiles

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40% off sitewide at Cozy Earth with code CE-SARCASTIC

THE BAMBOO SHEETS ARE LIFE CHANGING! As is this blanket !

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affordable holiday entertaining

Christmas dinner wine cheese board
Walmart

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Holiday favorites under $50

Walmart dress
Amazon kitten heels

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amazon mule / i sized up 1/2 size

Holiday shoes - sparkly flats - loafer mules - bow

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LOFT - 66% off sitewide

Holiday dress / holiday Christmas Thanksgiving looks

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Rationale night crème #6 🤍

I had never found a retinol product that didn’t dry me out, let alone one that actually hydrates and gives me a morning glow — until this Night Crème by RATIONALE.
RATIONALE is one of Australia’s most renowned skincare brands, created by a cosmetic chemist — and it’s now made its way to the U.S.
This crème is powered by the Vitamin A Complex (Retinol + Retinal) to refine and renew, DNA Repair Enzymes to help visibly correct environmental damage, and a Calming Complex with Australian Botanicals to soothe and strengthen the skin barrier overnight.

It’s my last step before my blue light–blocking glasses and a detox tea with lemon as I binge-watch my shows in bed — and wake up with that signature RATIONALE glow.

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Tuckernuck Holiday Finds

Holiday party - Christmas -

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scoop sweater dress with puff sleeves
Polka dot dress.
Runs true to size
Walmart

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why pick one when you can try them all first?

You know when you want a new perfume but have no idea where to start?

Before committing to a full bottle, I love sampling discovery and travel sizes — it’s the best way to see how a scent evolves on your skin. MaxAroma’s curated sets from luxury houses make the search for your signature fragrance fun and easy. 🤍

They have every perfume you could imagine. My favorite are the House of Dastan scents "You?" and "Unseen". Highly recommend if you love the art of fragrance but want to explore before you select your favorite ✨

Comment SHOP below to shop my LTK and my favorite @MaxAroma picks.

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Unseen : FRESH LINEN, MUSK, CASHMERE, SANDALWOOD

You? : SANDALWOOD, FIG, JASMIN, MILKY NOTES

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Embellished sweater and skirt set

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favorite beauty products for shower

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affordable needlepoint stockings at Dillard’s

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cropped white oxford old navy
Citizen jeans Shopbop
Melissa Flats (rubber so perfect for rainy days) they’re 10+ years old but current styles on Shop Melissa . com

Fall staples - fall denim - classic timeless

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Favorite fall finds! All under $50
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Old navy holiday

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Old navy fall sale

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fall finds under $100

Few moda skirt + sweater - true to size
Amazon bodysuit - true to size
Sea Marie Designs Bag

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size down if between sizes!

Tuckernuck wedding guest dress

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Amazing Fall Deals @ Walmart !

𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝, 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 $𝟝𝟘

I’m always amazed at my finds from @walmart - boots, bags, jackets, dresses + more and all for under $50! comment shop for links to all of my best Fall Finds.

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chinoiserie pumpkins - all 4 on sale at Ballard. Perfect for Halloween AND Thanksgiving.
also shared similar styles below

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Walmart AVIA set -
Top, sized up one for looser fit.
Bottoms, true size
each piece under $20 !!

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50% + 15% extra off sale at Loft

Fall boots - fall fashion - jacket - coat - leather - suede - boot

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SALE FAVORITES

Walmart tee - true to size

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Gap fall

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woven bag - comes in 9 colors

Katdydid

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