school shopping with five kids should qualify as a contact sport. they were hitting each other. kicking each other. calling each other names. playing tag in the aisles. running the cart into each other. rolling around on the floor like they were raised by wolves. meanwhile i’m trying to figure out five different school supply lists while also quietly having a financial crisis in aisle 12. so yes. i went and got myself a chocolate malt. i don’t even like ice cream. and i sat in the car and drank it directly in front of them while explaining that had they behaved like civilized human beings, they could’ve had one too. was this my finest parenting moment? probably not. did it make me feel better? absolutely. motherhood is beautiful. motherhood is meaningful. motherhood also makes you do some petty shit sometimes. tell me i’m not the only one 😂 motherhoodunfiltered momof6 momlife motherhoodhumor parentinghumor