spooky season said: what if your 81-year-old neighbor was ✨possibly a murderer?✨ 🔪☕️ Meet Elsie: professional grump, tea enthusiast, lover of being left ALONE. Except there’s one tiny detail… She used to be known as Mad Mabel Waller, Australia’s youngest convicted murderer. 🫠 She’s kept that part of her life buried for decades, but then a neighbor turns up dead and suddenly the cops are asking questions, the media is circling, and her new 7-year-old neighbor Persephone has approximately 700 questions and absolutely zero boundaries. And Elsie? She’s had enough. So now we have: 🔪 an 81-year-old with a criminal past ☕ tea + attitude 👧 one aggressively curious child 💀 a dead neighbor 👀 an entire neighborhood in everyone’s business ✨ decades-old secrets resurfacing Basically: did grandma do it??? Darkly funny, a little unhinged, and exactly the kind of murdery nonsense I want on my TBR for spooky season. 🍂💀 Would you trust Elsie or are you locking your doors immediately? 👀 All versions linked in my LTK: hardback, paperback, & kindle! Bookstagram SpookySeasonReads MysteryBooks FallTBR BookRecommendations LTKgrwm LTKstorytime LTKselfcare